Can anyone make me laugh? I will give brainliest to the best joke or or whoever can make me laugh the hardest!

Answer:

Explanation:

Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils.

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Most dynamic characters will also be central ones.
True
False

"Character is what you are in the dark."
-Dwight Lyman Moody
Write the thesis statement

22.
Read the sentence:

In past history, mosquito-borne illnesses have wiped out whole sectors of the city’s population.

Which words are redundant and should be revised to eliminate unnecessary details?

mosquito-borne illnesses

In past history

whole sectors

city’s population

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Choose the correct form of the verb that agrees with the subject,
1. That man (is, are) the one who painted our house last summer.
2. Those children (was, were) arranged according to height.
3. James (asks, ask) a lot of questions because he is anxious to learn.
4. All our geese (swims, swim) in the pond adjacent to our property.
5. Some boys (runs, run) much faster than others.
6. Our vacation (lasts, last) for three weeks this year.
7. Sam (want, wants) to know the results of the test.
8. Each one (has, have) his own idea about how the outcome should be.
9. Everything (was, were) laid out on the table in preparation for the meal.
10. The cars (was, were) about to be washed by the school's club.
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Will we have school on memorial day? rewrite sentces

Read these story events from the "Three Little Pigs":
1. Three little pigs build their houses: one out of hay, one out of sticks, and one out of bricks.
2. The wolf visits the houses of the first and second pig and blows them down.
3. The wolf visits the brick house of the third pig and cannot blow it down.
4. The wolf climbs to the roof of the brick house to climb down the chimney.
5. The little pig places a boiling water pot in the fireplace.
6. The wolf falls down the chimney into the boiling water.
7. The pigs make a rug out of the wolf skin and live safely and happily ever after.
Which part of the story represents the climax?
A. Events 2 through 5
B. Event 1
C. Events 2 and 3
D. Events 5 and 6

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Grade 6

Choose the words that show the correct use of apostrophes in the sentence below.

The homemade ice rink in ____and ____backyard was where they learned to figure skate.

Tatiana. Frank
Tatianas' Franks'
Tatiana's Frank's

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Write a sentence explaining how this poem differs from what you would

expect in a traditional love poem. Based on your explanation, identify

the social commentary Shakespeare is most likely making on

traditional views of love, including what he wants readers to

understand at the end of the poem.

Why is it important to communicate in person

Read "Escape" by Emily Dickinson. Then, answer the question that follows.

I never hear the word “Escape”
Without a quicker blood,
A sudden expectation –
A flying attitude!

I never hear of prisons broad
By soldiers battered down,
But I tug childish at my bars
Only to fail again!

Dickinson, Emily. "Escape." Poems by Emily Dickinson: Second Series, edited by Mabel Loomis Todd and T.W. Higginson. Roberts Brothers, 1891.

What is the tone in the first four lines?

How does Juliet's dialogue reveal a tragic flaw that qualifies her as a tragic hero in the play? Juliet confides only in Friar Laurence about her dislike for Paris. Juliet's actions to avoid marrying Paris are impulsive and extreme. Juliet is mature enough to make her own decision and does not need advice.

Read the sentences.

Many vegetables are the roots of plants. Carrots are roots. Beets are as well. However, carrots are usually long and slender, while beets are red and round.

Which word or words signal that two things are being compared?

while
are usually
as well
however

Imagine it’s the summer before you start high school. You’re trying to figure out what to wear for that important first day of school. What should you do with your hair? What shoes should you wear? Write a 100-word letter to a friend—real or imaginary—who’s already in high school and explain your problem. Ask your friend if he or she has any advice for you.

Juana's dark eyes swam like fish behind her tinted glasses.
What is being compared in this simile?

Question options:

eyes to glasses

fish to glasses

eyes to fish

fish to eyes

how does number sense help us in the outside world?

First color of the rainbow

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How does the author of 'Selar Powered Publie Buildinger Net so Fast Californial support the claim that
inereasing solar energy will interrupt the delivery of electrielty te eettierniana
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which of the following would be a clue word to indicate a comparison?
A) instead of
B) Then
C) Also
D) But

Change the following sentences into indirect speech (1x3=3m)
1. ‘I am making a sweater for you’, said the grandmother to Meenu.
2. The grocer said, ‘I do not have change right now.
3. ‘I iced the cake,’ said the chef.

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how does Corona virus contribute to a decline in economic activity​

What is the best example of a tragic flaw?
A. Banquo's suspicions about the king's death
B. Macbeth's fierceness on the battlefield
C. Macbeth's murder of King Duncan's guards
D. lady Macbeth's ambition to see her husband become king

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How does Silvey depict the nature of appearance vs reality in Jasper Jones?

The group ______excited to see one another again

Which verb agree with the subject in the Sentence?

A.) Was
B.)Are
C.)Am
D.) Were

When Monica walked through the shoe store each shiny pair of high heels called out to her. what is personified here ?

What message does the woman in the water bring to percy? what is her warning?.